The Poison Tour Diary via Metal Sludge
 August 13, 2000 / 272 reads / No comments yet


Dear Sludge Diary,
Oh, God! I can't possibly fit the whole West Coast run into one diary. Let's start with the Universal Ampitheatre show. L.A. is where the guests are more important than the band. There were so many fuckin' limos I drove my dirty assed Hummer to the gig. Yeah, I know, a Hummer. Geez, how pathetic, you may say. O.K., say it! But in L.A., I don't want a Porsche. I want a truck that hates everyone! ... and it does. I stopped by a place on the way to get some grub and when I returned, two dipshits had parked me in. I mean just inches from my bumper. A couple of guys were standing there when I came out just leering at me wondering what I was gonna do to get out. That was easy. I put it in drive and simply pushed some fuckin' Suv in front of me like 12 feet, then I backed up and pulled out. The guys standing there cheered and clapped. Ahhh, there is hope in L.A. I waved and pulled away while the Suv's alarm screemed to no avail. Does anyone even pay attention to those things?
The Show... It was great! Sure, a few crossed armed guys in the audience that think in a perfect world they are better than anything to ever hit that stage. But, all in all, a very good L.A. crowd. Fuckin' beautiful girls dressed to the 9's and hard rock fans galore! We had about a billion guests who I never got to see and I'm sure they are all still pissed. I love the record company types who come to those shows. If they only knew how fuckin' clueless and stupid they look with their wine and slip-on Miami style shoes. They all love to mac on Poison chicks. Newsflash: Poison chicks couldn't give a rat's fuck about you!
Let me go on for a second about Poison chicks. What I'm talking about here is simply females who love Poison and hard rock music in general. Most specifically, Poison Grrls (Grrls who are Poison fans) are the most special for obvious reasons. 1. They are flattering and stroke our ego. This is nice. Don't act like you don't get it! You would be flattered too! 2. For the most part, they out class other Grrls who are into other forms of music. They dress better, have the best attitudes, love to have a good time and are typically fuckin' hot all around! Let me just say this, I Love You! Yes, even the few occasional loonies John sticks me with. So, without further delay, Look What The Sludge Dragged In...
After being pelted with a few tampons on the way in the door at Universal by a few Vampie lookin' Goth cookies with a smile on their faces, I made my way to the dressing room to drop off my now heavy load of a back-pack. John helps me in and informs me that some chick from the midwest flew in to see me at the show. "Who is it, John?" I question. "Some chick who says her name is simply, "Rikki'sLittleGirl". "Oh, reallllly?" I say. "Yep, she's in the next room. Wanna see her?" John asks. "Yeah, of course I do. What does she look like?" I ask. "Well, she's different. She has a catholic school girl thing goin', but with pumps." Sounds kinda nice, John!" "It is! John replies. Have I ever steered ya wrong, Rikki? Haaa, Haaa, Haaa!" I don't bother answering John, lest I wanna earn a new name like, Capt. Obvious.
"Rikki'sLittleGirl" is about 5'.6", 110 pounds, blondish hair, dreesed in a green plaid skirt with a white button down and pumps. Nice! There is no time wasted. She reaches in her purse and pulls out an 8" Gumby figure and with spread legs aptly inserts it into her vagina. She reaches with the other hand, inserts a finger then pulls it out and tastes it. Then with the same hand pulls out her left tit and starts rubbing the nipple. She speeks, "Gumby loves Pokey does Rikki love Rikki'sLittleGirl?" Gumby's little head is barely sticking out of her vagina at this point, so even though I'm quite turned on, I'm afraid I might laugh when I answer. Her pussy is so wet by now that it's making sqeelching noises with each Gumby thrust. If I put my face down there I'd most certainly get my face glazed like a doughnut at this point. "O.K., this is how we play, Rikki. Get on your knees and act like a toddler." Rikki'sLittleGirl says. Like a puppet, I get on all fours. Now she pulls a Pokey doll out of her purse and hands it to me. "Put this in my kittie too! She says. Remember, Gumby loves Pokey!" I oblige. I mean, why fuckin' not? This is kinda fun! I figure she'll snap out of the kiddie shit in a few minutes and we'll be doin' the nasty, adult style, no problem. "Now start jackin' off!" She says. She's got Gubmy and I have Pokey installed in her pussy, thrusting, I'm on all fours and now she wants me to start tossin' off? I figure I've gone this far. I pull out Mr. Happy, get in about two whacks when all of the sudden, Bret, Bobby, C.C. and our manager swing open the door! There isn't a word, phrase or poetic slice than can even come close to the embarrassment that one could ebb in a situation like this! They didn't laugh, they roared! I mean Bret was on the floor and C.C. was slappin' Bobby so hard with laughter I thought he was gonna choke!
"You are soooo fucked upppppp!" C.C. yelps while trying to get his breath like a cardiac patient. By now, "Rikki'sLittle Girl" is out the door, leaving a soggy Gumby and Pokey behind while I lay there, dick in hand and only imagining what kinda face I had on. "Hey, hey!, Bobby screams down the hall. That wasn't $300 dollars worth!" Still lauging the boys chorus, Happy Birthday to you...

Rikki Rockett
"Like gasoline ya wanna pump me, and leave me when ya get your thrill..."

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